Ungrateful Dead
2010 February 21
Ah, Hello again and greetings!
Apologies to our regular readers for the absence in coffin related news but I have been off in the primeval swamps taking time out to learn the burial and preservation techniques of the Nib-Nab peoples in Gamibya. The Nib-Nabs use the heated blood of the Arachnocampa fungus gnat intravenously blown into the bloodstream through a finely sharpened micro bamboo to preserve their recently deceased and the results are bright green flourescent glowing cadavers which they hang like strange insectoid coccoons from the trees around their camps. It was a very very interesting trip.
I’m wondering if any of my future clients might want a perspex casket and the Nib-Nab treatment?
Cheers,
Charlie Underwood
